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SEASON ONE
"The universe doesn't always give us what we want, it gives us what we need."
-Rev Bem, An Affirming Flame
"Who does he think he is?"
"I assume he thinks he's a Nietzschean."
- Harper and Rev Bem, An Affirming Flame
"Great, not just a Nietzschean, but a Nietzschean with a chip on his shoulder."
"Another of the universe's little jokes...at our expense."
- Harper and Rev Bem, An Affirming Flame
"Suddenly my ribs hurt again."
-Rev Bem, To Loose the Fateful Lightning
"More depth charges. You'd think after three hours, they'd get a little bored and go home."
-Rev Bem, D Minus Zero
"The only way to trust Tyr, is to trust him."
-Rev Bem, Double Helix
"You don't have to forget. You don't even have to forgive. But you must look for the good in the beings you encounter. Otherwise your restored Commonwealth will be founded on distrust, and it will be over before it even begins."
-Rev, Double Helix
"Are you here to counsel me, Rev?"
"It's what I do."
Dylan and Rev Bem, Angel Dark, Demon Bright
"You ask me how this could be God's will. I ask you this: how can it not be?"
-Rev Bem, Angel Dark, Demon Bright
"Well, bless you too."
-Rev Bem, The Ties That Blind
"You've been a good little sister, Andromeda. I wish there were another way."
-Pax Magellanic, Mathematics of Tears
"My pain belongs to the Divine... It is like air... It is like water..."
-Rev Bem, Harper 2.0
"Fight if you must, kill if you must, but only if you must."
-Rev Bem, The Devil Take the Hindmost
"Why don't I just tighten them, until your limbs pop, like a than grub under a magnifying glass!"
-Gerentex, Fear and Loathing in the Milky Way
"Can I suggest something?"
"Uh, let me think... no!"
"Oh, you're right! Your plan is working so well you certainly don't need my help!
-Gerentex and Harper, Fear and Loathing in the Milky Way
"You know, I always wanted to see a human glow in the dark."
-Gerentex, Fear and Loathing in the Milky Way
"As Harper would say, that would suck."
"You know, Rev, there are some words that should never trip across the tongue of a Magog. And 'suck' is one of them."
"Well, I'll make a note of that."
Rev and Dylan, The Devil Take the Hindmost
"I'm given to understand that your genetic material has become the foundation for an entire race of warrior priests? I'm intrigued...and, perhaps, a bit jealous."
"I can understand why a Nietzschean would say that."
"What would a Wayist say?"
"We saved paradise by introducing the serpent."
-Tyr and Rev, The Devil Take the Hindmost
"That's why I wanted the good room."
-Elsbett, The Honey Offering
"Sometimes even atheists have their prayers answered"
-Elsbett,The Honey Offering
"It's funny, there are those who say that AI's feel no sorrow, no pain. Sometimes I wish they were right."
-Gabriel, Star-Crossed
SEASON TWO
"But who is the beast? Me, my master...or you?"
-Bloodmist,(to Rev) The Widening Gyre
"Reverend Behemiel! Are you dead?"
"Tyr Anasazi of the Kodiak Pride. Clearly I am not in heaven."
-Tyr and Rev Bem, Exit strategies
"I know we're fallen angels but.... Twice in one day!?"
-Rev Bem, Exit strategies
“You can’t be afraid of heights, you’re a pilot!”
-Hawkins, A Heart for a Falsehood Framed
"And what do I win?"
"No one's blown you out of the sky."
"Ahh…"
Miskich and Tyr, A Heart for a Falsehood Framed
"I ask of you only what I ask of the Divine. Nothing."
-Rev (To Tyr), All Too Human
"I have a security clearance so high I have to kill myself if I even remember that I have it, and I can't even get in the front door."
-Kim, All to Human
"You see? Not only is there a Divine, but he has a twisted sense of humour."
-Rev Bem, All too Human
"I spent my whole life building starships, talking to them, giving them names, and not one of them ever answered back. If I'd known..."
"Would it have made a difference?"
-Kim and Rommie, All to Human
"You're not so bad, as far as kludges go. I have to admit, I like you - I really do."
"Enough not to kill me?"
"Well, no, but I promise to feel bad about it after."
-Parvati Quechua and Beka, All too Human
"You really think she's an AI?"
"She got past four highly trained guards, took a direct Gauss gun hit, survived a 42 story drop, then eluded capture by twelve more personnel on he ground. Yeah, I pretty much think she's an android."
-Anonymous Agent and Agent Carter, All Too Human
"It's absolute lunacy. Still, testing your will against that of a hostile universe in such a grandiose fashion--I admire that."
-Quechua (on rebuilding the Commonwealth), Una Salus Victus
"I don't think I was cut out for the family life anyway. Sitting at home with two co-wives and a dozen rugrats while some wannabe Alpha postures and preens? Shoot me now."
"Can't, fire control's offline."
-Quechua and Beka, Una Salus Victus
"And, in the case of an emergency, the ship can be piloted from the gunnery nose."
"Emergency? You mean in the event that the Command Deck crew is reduced to a fine red mist and splattered across the walls in a bloody mural?"
"That would qualify, yes."
"Fascinating! And do such emergencies arise with a degree of frequency, or are they a rare occurrence?"
-Dylan, Charlemagne and Hohne, Into the Labyrinth
"Ugh, I'm getting exhausted just watching you."
-Charlamagne Bolivar (to Tyr as he runs down the hall for exercise), Into the labyrinth
"Did it ever occur to your people that you may have taken this whole physical perfection thing a bit too seriously? Granted, the Kodiaks were strong, healthy, attractive, and such imaginative hairstyles, but in the end, what good did it do you?"
"Well, since pride Jaguar refused to stand with us against the Drago-Kazov, none."
"Exactly. Instead of breeding for such obvious attributes, your people should have concentrated on more important things -- treachery, cunning, proper table manners."
-Charlemagne and Tyr, Into the Labyrinth
"She’s pregnant with our first child. And before you start feeling paternal I checked, its mine."
"I checked its mine?"
-Chalimagne Bolivar and Rommie, Into the Labyrinth
"What do you want, Jaguar?"
"The usual. Hundreds of grandchildren, domination of known space and for all of my enemies to die in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be traced back to me. How about you?"
"The usual."
- Tyr and Charlemagne Bolivar, Into the Labyrinth
"There are at least three good reasons why you shouldn't let the Sabre-Jaguar join the new Commonwealth, we are renowned for our treachery, we are at war with the Drago-Kazov pride and we will constantly remind you of your genetic inferiority. Heres the up side, we are renowned for our treachery, we are at war with the Drago-Kazov pride and did I mention, we command the third largest fleet in the known worlds."
-Charlamagne Bolivar (to Dylan), Into the Labyrinth
"You see you weren't on our guest list."
"Ah, me eh de camp's fault, I'll make sure he’s properly shot."
-Dylan and Chalamagne Bolivar, Into the Labyrinth
"Your timing is improbable."
"You're welcome."
-Charlemagne and Tyr, In to the Labyrinth
"Your mother and your father did not die for nothing. They sacrificed themselves to save you, their only son, and it worked. They won."
-Brendan, Bunker Hill
"Hey, either of you related to any of the ubers I waxed today? Because it was a lot of fun."
-Brendan, Bunker Hill
"That's the thing, cousin, I'm part of the fire. I need to be."
-Brendan, Bunker Hill
"A revolution isn't like a switch, you can't turn it on or off. It's a fire. One that I couldn't stop, even if I wanted to."
-Brendan, Bunker Hill
"You know what they say about diplomacy... it's really the art of saying nice dogie until you have a big enough stick."
-Molly, Lava and Rockets
"Excuse me, buddy, I'm not beginning to load passengers in one hour, how did you get past the gates?"
"My winning personality and good looks. Now, please shut the door behind you when you leave."
"Oh, I get it, you're from the company, right? One of those security tests, want to make sure I read the policy. OK I admit I didn't read it, thought it was stupid."
"If you don't move it will be your last, now get your butt in there!"
-Molly and Dylan, Lava and Rockets
"You wanna dump tanks of protons and antiprotons? What are you, an escaped mental patient?"
"No, I'm just a guy that like a good light shoe, the kind that will blind the Ogami's sensors so we can escape?"
"I love a good light show."
-Molly and Dylan, Lava and Rockets
"It wasn't me, I swear!"
"It wasn't you who did what?"
"What do you mean?"
"I haven't even told you why I'm angry!"
"Then why…?"
"Ogami mercenaries. Big, mean, and ugly. Who sent them?"
"Uh… lemme think… uh, I know… It wasn't me, I swear!"
"Well, at least he's consistent."
-Ferahr and Dylan, Lava and Rockets
"I haven't lost any yet."
"I thought I was your first customer."
"Good point."
-Molly and Dylan, Lava and Rockets
"Have you got a Plan B?"
"I always have a Plan B… come to think of it, you were Plan B."
"Great, you really know how to make a woman feel special."
"One of my many talents."
-Molly and Dylan, Lava and Rockets
"No, really, thank you for saving me from those corrupted cops."
"Well that's what kidnappers are for."
-Molly and Dylan, Lava and Rockets
"Missiles! I was TOLD we were caring computers."
"Okey-Dokey, I better be going now."
"They have computers in them.
-Beka, Harper, and Bobby, Be all my Sins Remembered
"How long has the Vedran been here?"
"Since the fall."
"The Fall of the Commonwealth?"
"Since the autumn, nine months ago."
-Dylan and Maia, The Fair Unknown
"That would be suicide."
"It's my life and I'm giving it to save Ral Parthia."
"Yeah, but you can't do it alone."
"No. I also need a nova bomb."
-Dylan and Exulta, the Fair Unkown
"As I said captain, that is need to know basis."
"I put my ship and my crew on the line to save your life. In my book that qualifies as need to know!"
"And I'm grateful, Captain, but as I said my mission is classified."
"Then hell with you!"
"Captain Hunt! I'm giving you a direct order! Priority Omega 316 Omega."
"Code?"
"Identity: Exulta Vice Admiral, commander and chief of Argosy special operations. Now, you will comply, Captain, or I will assume command on the ship and toss you in the brig. Are we clear?"
-Exulta and Dylan, The Fair Unknown
" . . .or the pained desire of one lost son to cling fast to a piece of home."
-Exulta, the Fair Unknown
"Tarn Vedra is quite aware of you and your efforts to restore the Commonwealth. We're proud of you, captain - very proud. And we want very much for you to carry on."
-Exulta, the Fair Unknown
"You don't have to do this."
"I don't have to, but I choose to. All I ever wanted was that right."
-Dylan and Mila, Knight, Death and the Devil
"Do I know you?"
-Ryan to Dylan, the Knight, Death, and the Devil (Actor played by Michael Hurst)
"This body is so depressingly human. You know the only thing special about me is my superior wit and charm."
-Ryan, The Knight, Death, and the Devil
"We were too dangerous to control, too valuable to destroy, so they dumped us in Tartarus while they figured out what they were going to do with us."
-Ryan, The Knight, Death, and the Devil
"Since when did AI stand for artificial insanity?"
-Ryan, the Knight, Death, and the Devil
"Good afternoon gentleman. Time to die."
-Achilles, The Knight, Death, and the Devil
"No I don't, but I choose to. All I ever wanted was that right...sir."
-Mila, the Knight, Death, and the Devil
"Do not spare your neighbour! Man is something that which must be overcome."
-Olma, Immaculate Perception
"You put us in your slipstream core to protect us? What next? You'll put us in a nuclear reactor to save our lives?"
-Zhukov, The Tunnel at the End of the Light
"He's right. There's strength in the commonwealth and there's nowhere safer than aboard the andromeda … (drops dead)."
-Perseid, The Tunnel at the End of the Light
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